Post Collegiate Depression

the feeling of loss and desire to return to a college setting after one has either transfered or graduated.

Tim, I think I have Post Collegiate Depression, I want to go back to Penn State, I don't want my life to start yet.

Post Collegiate Depression by tradewind September 4, 2006

Collegiate Darwinism 

A theory posed by a Penn State student, contending that "survival of the fittest" applies to the social life of college students.

Collegiate Darwinism: 3-5 friends go on a road trip to a college where they have no friends. Everyone must find a bed. House parties, bars & late night pizza joints are recommended places to find a bedmate. As the night progresses, friends will see that the strongest survive, no matter what it takes. Those that sleep with fat chicks or ugly guys (girls is pimps too) should be congradulated for finding a bed, not admonished for lowering any standards. Meet up at a diner the next morning to tell your stories. Compare strategies, learn from your mistakes, and go to a different school and try it again.

Collegiate Darwinism by deegav January 5, 2007

Collegiate School

A school in Manhattan for really smart kids who have a sense of humor and for kids that know how to have a good time. Collegiate School has a great sports program. And well Dutchmen just rule.

I wanna fuck a collegiate school student. They are hot and smart. Also they're rich.

Collegiate School by slexyman March 5, 2008

collegiate muffdiver 

A pseudo-les, always young and middle-class.

Best if she is actually going to college, but the term applies to any young, middle-class female who is just passing thru the lesbian experience.

Extra points if she angles for reactions from straight men. This classic c-m-d puts tongue to pussy for the thrill of telling her boy acquaintances.

Eventually the boys lose interest, so the c-m-d starts supplying actual pussy. She has moved on in life.

"She said 'my girlfriend' five times in a thirty-word sentence. Oy, dot's a collegiate muffdiver!"

collegiate muffdiver by C. T. May May 11, 2010

Collegiate Times 

The student-run newspaper at Virginia Tech

Hokie #1: "Did you pick up the latest copy of the Collegiate Times?"
Hokie #2: "No."

Collegiate Times by Athousandandone October 26, 2016

collegium charter school 

Collegium is how you’d describe +•*ghetto*•+ it comes with a roach leg in your school lunch, a mouse in your hallways, and gas leaking chemicals that makes you evacuate the building. But is it funny or fun is the question? Yes. This school is spicy, it has flavor, everyday is another kid on crack. Bathroom stinks like fish. If you go to collegium charter school, how are you alive still.

Collegium charter school is very ghetto, but is fun.

collegium charter school by Ms.stankasshoe September 22, 2020

central elgin collegiate institute 

Central Elgin Collegiate Institute is considered the smart preppy school in st. thomas ontario also known as st sketch. However, it’s sctually full of hidden stoners and wannabe bad boys that hang out at the west doors. It’s also full of cat ear wearing out casts, shitty sports teams, brutal colour house assembly’s, and a great enriched program which allows students to think they’re smart and allow the normal ones to make fun of them. The staff are literally amazing it’s too bad they have to deal with people fucking and hot boxing the gender neutral bathroom. it’s great 4 years if you can make it through without getting drunk at a school dance, watching a drug deal go down, or getting pregnant.

she went to central elgin collegiate institute (CECI) she’s probably smart and boring

central elgin collegiate institute by ceci grad 2017 December 28, 2017