pic collector 

1. A leery anonymous person who replies to your personal ad for the sole purpose of collecting your pics to inflate his or her poor ego. An encounter with a pic collector is always short and obnoxiously one-sided.

2. A one-liner with no identity or personality. Can't carry a conversation. Trades you pics that aren't even his, then cuts you off not because you're unappealing, but because he really has nothing to offer, not even common courtesy.

3. Closet-case paranoid voyeur. Can't handle rejection. Hides behind the Internet like a troll. Hardly gets laid but will collect your pics before rejecting you.

Me: Hey. Hot pic!
Him: Got face pics? Chest pics?
Me: Here you go. Yours?
Him: Have more pics? X pics? Wanna see your ass.
Me: Pic collector? Pic 4 pic!
Him: *sends you moar fake pics*
Me: Ok sent mine.
Him: *dissipates like a nasty fart*

pic collector by fit420guy August 26, 2012

slut collector 

aka pimp

one who gathers women for over-night friendships sevices to men for a profit.

usually a male with some street cred... and serveral guns.

Person A: Joey is such a pimp

Person B: yeah, he is a good slut collector

slut collector by Orangtang October 29, 2008

penny collector 

1. Anyone who enjoys hording useless collectables such as faberge eggs, "limited edition" cups from McDonalds, Beanies Babies, etc.

2. Slang for a mentally disabled person.

Example 1.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got another Dave Matthews Band live bootleg to add to my collection."

Guy 2: "Don't you already have like thirty of those?"

Guy 1: "Yeah...and?"

Guy 2: "You are such a fuckin' penny collector."

Example 2.
Guy 1: "Check out the penny collector in the foam helmet!"

Guy 2: "Sexy."

penny collector by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009

Guy Collector 

A girl who plays multiple guys at the same time by charming them each individually, and usually the guys she is playing don't know each other.

She uses them for money, sex, drugs - etc whatever she wants out of them. Sometimes she just does it for her own personal esteem and female empowerment.

Regardless of the tactics or motives, the girl always extremely manipulative and deceiving, so her charm is enough to keep her "pawns" around for long periods of time.

Her targets ("pawns") are usually guys who have vulnerable personalities, low self-esteem, low intelligence, etc. all of these don't have to be present qualities and sometimes none are present. Basically anyone who allows her to see their "weak side" is a potential "pawn".

"Dude you need to break it off with that chick right now, I think she's a guy collector, I saw her at the movies last week with someone, and again at the park the next day with someone else! She's playin you man"

Guy Collector by nalz nalz March 23, 2010

Bill collector 

Schnawg can’t run away from dems bill collector no more

SCHNAWG THOUGHT HE COULD ESCAPE DA BILL COLLECTOR 🙏🙏🙏

Bill collector by fallboygo November 4, 2023

nonstamp collector 

Another word for atheist. Used as such because many Atheists feel that they are being described the wrong way. Just like not collecting stamps is not a hobby they feel that Atheism cannot be described as a religion.

Religious person: I'm sick of you and your crazy Atheist religion!

nonstamp collector: Religion? How is you and your lack of a stamp collection going?

Religious person: huh?

nonstamp collector by thenonstampcollector March 2, 2010

loser collector 

akin to creep magnet; someone for whom, no matter what they try to consciously avoid, always wind up, one way or another, with the same bunch of chumps, dorks, dweebs, idiots, morons, pussys, yutzes, et al as unwanted acquaintances, no matter where they go to school, what job they work, or what city they live in.

Me : hey, wanna see my collection of losers ? I've been an avid loser collector for years, often without even trying, it seems. I even tried to unload them all on Craigslist a few times, but no one seems to be in the market for losers. Go figure.

loser collector by Virgin Suicides May 12, 2017