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Chrysler Sebring (2 door) 

The only Sebrings that Chrysler made, that were actually good. Starting in 1995 and ending in 2005, these select few were the only nice thing to ever have the name Sebring on it.

chrysler 200

Basically a Chrysler 300, but more slick and less ghetto
Ooo that’s a nice Chrysler 200, very slick
chrysler 200 by Leaxar January 3, 2020

chrysler cirrus 

A cross between a Plymouth Neon and a Chrysler Sebring, one of the most pointless cars ever to be assembled. Not sporty enough to be a sports car, and definitely not luxurious enough to be a luxury car. Should be called a Chrysler Circus, because whoever designed this car is in fact a clown.
My Chrysler Cirrus is a piece of monkey-dong.
chrysler cirrus by WompaWompa23 October 2, 2009

Chrysler Death Knock 

The sound of impending doom coming from your Chrysler engine, especially models from the 90's and early 2000's. Some say the cars came with the death knock as a standard option right from the dealer. This leads to an inevitable engine failure very quickly.
Freddie is rolling a blue Chrysler LeBaron with a sweet upgraded Chrysler Death Knock option. Tick tick tick tick BOOM.

Chrysler Building 

A nickname for one's erect penis.

Often used in cocky masculine conversation. Often found more humorous when talking in an overtly stereotypical Italian-American accent while making radical hand gestures up and down one's thigh in order to demonstrate it's size.
Bart: "How 'bout that little blond broad? You gonna hit that tonight?"

Johnny: "Oh, Bart! What'da you think?! You know I'm gonna go back to her place and give her my Chrysler Building!!! Ehhh...ohhh!"

chrysler peel 

The process in which the clear coat on Chrysler vehicles (usually the hood and roof top) peels off over time due to defect in their painting process
Me - "My jeep cherokee's paint is peeling, it sucks. "
Friend - "My neon has the same thing, it's called Chrysler peel"
chrysler peel by Levathain January 7, 2014