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chron-block 

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on its way so that you don't take your business elsewhere. it is basically cock-blocking weed sales
Juice: "yeah i am about to pick up some fire right now."
Buyer: "you sure cause i'm tryna smoke a blunt son"
Juice: "yeah dog on my way"

48 hrs later...... still no chron, and you missed picking up tree from someone else

YOU JUST GOT CHRON-BLOCKED
chron-block by 420 assassin December 15, 2011
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chron-block 

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don't take your business elsewhere.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.
Juice: "Yeah. I am about to pick up some weed right now."
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."

48 hours later.......still no weed

Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"
chron-block by jonnyfuckinblaze December 15, 2011

chron-bomb

What you drop on your head by smoking a great deal of high quality marijuana.
I think all the radiation from that chron-bomb tweaked my skull!
chron-bomb by Trogdor November 13, 2003

chron-chron 

1. Bomb weed. A variation of chronic
Dude, let's get some chron-chron and get totally wasted.
chron-chron by Brain (the real one) November 30, 2004

chron chron

1. affectionate term for chronic or weed
Damn, id kill for a bag of chron chron right now
chron chron by ABJ March 20, 2005

chron life 

a male who generally lives life off of marijuana and does not go to work (generally mcdicks) unless being under the influence of chron (marijuana) Individuals such as Cory Reimer or Truffel are to be considered Chron lifes.
"duude look at that chron life walk around tellin people theyre "sick" and beatin off in random corners"
chron life by jolust May 30, 2006

Chron Bon 

A bud of marijuana that is the perfect size for rolling a medium to large-sized joint or blunt.
Wow, what a long day... I think I'll go home , relax and enjoy some chron bons this afternoon.
Chron Bon by GetYerSpinners June 16, 2011