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You're as smooth as Tennessee Chonch
You're as sweet as strawberry CHONCH
You're as warm as a glass of CHONCH
And honey, I stay stoned on your love all the time
Chonch by rawdogg69 April 30, 2023

chonch bag 

A person worse than a douche bag who usually also smeels horrible.
After my boyfriend gave me a donkey punch without my permission i thought he was a total chonch bag.
chonch bag by beny boy November 8, 2008

chonch bag 

a person of low moral value who also smeels like rotten pussy.
after my useless boyfriend donkey punched me i knew for sure he was a chonch bag
chonch bag by ben dussy November 8, 2008

chonch burger 

I want some chonch burger dude!
chonch burger by Brianna BITCH April 27, 2008

Chonch Mobile 

one of the chonch brothers. hes a boss.
Chonch Mobile: im a boss
Chonch Cycle: me too.

Chonch’d 

The act of getting high on smack but usually heavy drugs to which they are now on a sick one and therefore chonch’d; or it can be that of a heavy drug that’s used so like heroin, pcp, fent any drug that makes one nod off and not mentally there/stable. You can call it “chonch”.
Guy: Hey what did homie say about scoring some doja (weed) for us later tonight?

Friend: Oh I ended up asking my sister to score. I hit up homie but he said he he ran out and offered to give us chonch, (while using sarcasm.)
Another example:
Guy: Hey is ___ comin to my party tonight bro?
Friend: Na I doubt it, I was with him this morning and he was all chonch’d.
Chonch’d by SteelToeOutta September 17, 2022