ceilingwalkers

Noun: The fancy shoes that some women wear that are only used when fucking. Basically, these shoes have never touched the floor, as they are always up in the air when worn. Sometimes they are just to pretty to put down on the pavement; sometimes they are bought at specialty stores (i.e., porn shops). Typically they are bright, clean and sparkly, with tall, spikey heels, and occasionally, ostrich feathers across the instep. They can never be used for walking across a floor. That said, they are basically 'virgin' shoes for non-virgins.

"My {shorty} spends all her cash on ceilingwalkers."

ceilingwalkers by Timmion August 2, 2015

ceilinggender 

when someone feels a strong personal connection with a ceiling

Person 1: what gender does that individual associate themselves as?

Person 2: ceilinggender.

ceilinggender by therealceiling January 19, 2022

Pink Ceiling 

Term describing discrimination against heterosexuals by homosexuals in industries that are gay dominated

Gerry wanted to be an airline steward but found that because he was straight, it was very hard to break through the pink ceiling

Pink Ceiling by King of July November 5, 2009

spider on the ceiling 

The Jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. The act of blowing vile ass vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. Far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.

Stephen released a vile, gassy emission under the covers and then told Mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. Mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. Stephen giggled to himself as Mary puked repeatedly.

spider on the ceiling by Winthorp Pennington, Esq. March 17, 2009

Paint the ceiling red 

To blow your head with a shotgun in such a way that the brain matter would cover the ceiling

Lad 1 : You suck at Hoi4
Lad 2 : go paint the ceiling red

Paint the ceiling red by Mustard_Gas April 10, 2022

Ceiling gang 

Ceiling gang is a cringe gang.

PewDiePie: You're ceiling gang? Cringe.

Ceiling gang by UCwQv20plvqsgmfRkgv5pyww on yt May 10, 2020

Ceiling Eyes 

A disconcerting, blank stare that makes it seem like the person is staring at some vague spot up on the ceiling.

Audrina Patridge may have had her lips plumped, but can't she do anything about her ceiling eyes?

Ceiling Eyes by jayms82 December 22, 2008