Lit Butthole 

Describes a state of mind in which you are heavily impaired by drugs and alcohol, sometimes referred as LBH for short. It is the last stage before Blackout

Person: how drunk are you?
You: *slurring* I'm fuckin lit butthole right now bud.

Lit Butthole by LittButthole August 9, 2016

shrek butthole 

when your butthole turns green and yells "what are you doing in my swamp"

"shut up dan! sorry its my shrek butthole again"

shrek butthole by mrtinkles4 January 26, 2019

burrito butthole 

A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.

Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".

Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.

Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."

Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"

Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)

Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."

Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)

burrito butthole by Philo Sophie December 14, 2008

Niggas in my butthole

When ya having gay sex and ya homie nut in yo butthole and all those niggas in ya butthole, because sperm is niggas waitin to fertilize n shit

You: OH COCK
Homie: IM BUSTIN NIIGGAAAA
You: OOH NIGGAS IN MY BUTTHOLE

Niggas in my butthole by Nigga Toilet300 January 28, 2019

butthole clencher

Anything that causes enough excitement to tighten one's butthole. Can be thrilling or scary.

Man, this horror game is a real butthole clencher.

butthole clencher by Amy_S April 1, 2017

Shitty poo poo butthole balls 

When the cold, slimy excrement from your huge, girthy ass crack slides down and touches your shriveling balls.

John: god damn it my shitty poo poo butthole balls picture just got deleted.
Finn: what the fuck

Shitty poo poo butthole balls by You sad human February 11, 2019

Jack the Butthole Ripper 

When you have a large poop that just rips your ass open. Or getting anally raped by a large black man

Jack The Butthole Ripper has returned. I was in the bathroom for 2 hours and now my asshole hurts.

Jack the Butthole Ripper by ThatKidLaHue November 20, 2011