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banging the fruit bowl 

When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.
Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.
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Bigfoot banging 

To have sex with large men.
Wonda Wonderpig said she was going Bigfoot banging when the ball team came back!
Bigfoot banging by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Good Will Bunting 

A guy from Boston that passes gas constantly.
"Dude can you please stop?"
"I cant man, I had the steak bomb taco, now ive become a Good Will Bunting."

Bunnings snag 

The ultimate food for any hard cunt that shops at bunnings warehouse
Oi cunt, wanna go get a bunnings snag
Bunnings snag by VL_TURBO November 27, 2016

What you banging shorty on BD 

This phrase is said when you meet a deaf man and/or woman and they decide to throw up gang signs.
Oh shit.. what you banging shorty on BD.

Banging your fucking head against the wall 

A synonym for many common causes of frustration, especially when speaking of relationships and most frequently when discussing the Friend Zone. See Friend Zone. See also Futility.
Relationships: Trying to get her to see her as more than just a friend is like banging my fucking head against the wall. Also, from one male friend to another: What the hell are you doing with her man? You might as well be banging your fucking head against the wall!
Futility: I might as well be banging my fucking head against the wall.
Conflicts: Talking to you is like banging my fucking head against the wall.

Utu bang banging 

Hou you faka what you like I stay utu bang banging my chick
Utu bang banging by PartyGirl369 November 10, 2020