Pee Pee Bruiser 

1) somebody who takes it in the ass ,but their asshole is so tight that it bruises the penis.
2) a sexmate (female) who has such a tight vag that it bruises your penis
3) some creepy bondage enthusiast that beats penises with odd tools.

"That guy is such a pee pee bruiser."
"My girlfriend is a pee pee bruiser in the bed."

Pee Pee Bruiser by Farquadicus May 26, 2015

Poon-Bruiser

A term used for one's penis, that is used for "bruising poontang". After having sex, the woman's poontang is bruised from the gerth and power of the man's penis.

Ex 1-
Girl1: "Brendan's dick is so big, he really beat my pussy up!"
Girl2: "Yea, he's got a real poon-bruiser!"

Ex 2-
Girl1: "Look at the poon-bruiser on that guy!"
Girl2: "He is so fucking hung!"

Poon-Bruiser by BrendanShameless February 18, 2012

Adamson bruiser

When you are nailing your mrs so hard your penis slips out, you go to ram back in and it bends your cock and you bruise it.

“I was mailing Lauren so hard it slipped out and I bruised my cock on way back in, gave her a Adamson bruiser”

Adamson bruiser by Big J B June 26, 2022

brain bruiser 

1. a teacher, tutor, instructor or anyone who bestows knowledge upon anyone

2. the act of learning something considered difficult, gaining knowledge or wisdom the hard way

1. On the first day of school, my parents sent my siblings and I into the caring tutelage of a new brain bruiser.

2. Learning quantum physics was a real brain bruiser!

brain bruiser by Ruby Slippers February 26, 2010

clitty bruiser 

Refers to a massive cock that pounds the pussy so hard that it bruises the clit. See also Oil Can

Cynthia was walking bowlegged and sore after the Don pounded her with his clitty bruiser

clitty bruiser by Clift July 5, 2006

Ball-bruiser 

Another term for an "ass", mens or womens.

Where a guy is doing a man/woman in the butt, and his nuts are hitting his/her ass so hard, it bruises the sack/chode area.

"Brittany became a ball-bruiser last night while I was hitting it in my bed."

Ball-bruiser by D3RR!CKnZ!ON June 4, 2009

Nick Bruiser 

A bald person with no emotions who has the strength of an ox and will knock you out easily.

"Dont get in that guy's way. He's a real Nick Bruiser if you do."

Nick Bruiser by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022