Phil Britches

Pants full of shit;

To fill one's pants with shit;

To think you are having a heart attack but instead you shit yourself;

To imagine you are on a toilet taking a massive dump only to find out you are really at a company party and shitting your pants;

To stew in ones own shitty britches.

We were at a company party and a co-workers wife asked if she could have a roll of paper towels...turns out her husband had "philled britches".

If I don't get to a toilet soon I just might "Phil Britches".

Phil Britches by signsareeverything July 28, 2009

Stanky Britches 

Underwear that has been filled to the brim with vile human excretion such as anal gravy, sweat, pussy juice, ass juice, butt nuggets, anal hot chocolate, and piss.

"Dude I fingered Tiesha last night, and then I smelled my hand and it reeked of stanky britches."

"I can smell yo britches and they're stanky."

"Hey I gotta change my under wear I have stanky britches."

Stanky Britches by The K-dizz January 8, 2012

snickle britches 

noun; southern US slang. meaning "small pants", often referring to a child, sometimes a child of a particularly gregarious and cute nature who adults may have the inclination to beat, but can't because of the extreme level of cuteness.

Mom- "Darn it!, who let the puppy get into the honey favored cake batter?"

Grandmother- "Ohhhhh, leave her be. It's just Mary. In fact you were quite the snickle britches when you were that age."

snickle britches by Janky Justice August 27, 2009

Sugar Britches 

Someone with a sweet ass. Sugar=sweet Britches=pants=where you keep your ass

Guy: Hey there sugar britches
Girl with sweet ass: Fuck off!

Sugar Britches by Some wiseman January 26, 2015

Thunder Britches

Someone who farts a lot or lets really loud farts.

Never go to a nice restaurant with Jeremie, he can't control his thunder britches, SOOO embarassing.

Thunder Britches by SakeenahQ8 February 17, 2009

Shittin' Britches 

The lower extremity clothing that receives a full load of feces, as circumstances require.

Things are getting out of control; people have taken to the streets, burning buildings, looting and attacking the helpless.
Yeah, seems so. I hope you're wearing yer Shittin' Britches. Here we go...

Shittin' Britches by YAWA March 22, 2021

Badger Britches 

A woman whose ass is extremely fat and lumpy, causing it to bounce and jiggle in an unattractive way, is said to have an ass that looks like two badgers in a sack fighting to get out.

"Look guys, here comes badger britches again."

Badger Britches by Angelic_Sherry September 21, 2005