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No boats on the water 

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.

Boobs on rice 

A disturbing thought of something totally random that has no real meaning or definition
"DUDE... boobs on rice"
"oh my god, did you just have boobs on rice"
Boobs on rice by TRIALSVIP January 25, 2010

boobs on thumb 

When youtubers use a picture of boobs as their thumbnail to attract perverted viewers to their videos and increase the number of views they get
boobs on thumb by phillipm August 23, 2014

That's not a boot on your foot 

This means that something isn't someone else's problem.
Person 1: "Hey watcha doing there?"
Person 2: "That's not a boot on your foot. Now leave me alone."

boobs on the belt 

a term used to discribe when pants or a skirt is worn higher than the waiste so one's boobs sag over the belt.
"Ew, Cindy look at the old woman. Her high waisted purple leggings are almost at her chin! Can you say boobs on the belt?!"

put tha booty on tha magnum 

an expression used for sex; a phrase used by a male to tell a female to have sex with him.

Note: Only dudez that's packing can use this phrase.
"Well baby, since we haven't hit it off in a week, we can hit tha crib and you can put tha booty on tha magnum."