muslim bookmark 

A muslim bookmark is a bookmark that adheres to the Islamic faith

hello there.

According to this page marked by this muslim bookmark, I'm currently looking at page 15.

muslim bookmark by SAMTHELAM January 21, 2010

Bookmark 

When you place your wang between the butt-cheeks of your bedmate. Sometimes an innocent byproduct of spooning, sometimes a not-so-subtle hint that you're in the mood, occasionally purely for a laugh.

When Sally and I woke up this morning we realized at the same time that I had bookmarked her.

Bookmark by yrhead May 19, 2011

muslim bookmark 

a muslim man or woman dressed to resemble a bookmark used to mark pages of books.

Hey, why do you look like a sheet of paper?

Cuz I'm trying to be a bookmark - a muslim bookmark that is.

muslim bookmark by d03pajq23 January 22, 2010

muslim bookmark 

a muslim bookmark is a piece of paper that is used by muslims to mark pages of a book

Yo, give me that piece of paper so I can mark where I am!
Fo' sho, I'll give you a muslim bookmark, since you're muslim

muslim bookmark by DingDong245 January 3, 2010

crap bookmark

Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.

Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!

Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.

crap bookmark by SinnMann September 10, 2011

Muslim Bookmark 

A dirty Tampon used as to mark the parts of the Koran that women hate, or that denigrate women.

FUCK I can't believe that piece of SHIT MoHAMhead said hell is mostly filled with women. I want to remember that, so I'll pull out this bloody tampon and use it as a MUSLIM BOOKMARK.

Muslim Bookmark by Bunny Olesen July 12, 2012

buffalo bookmark 

marking the page of a book or other publication with feces.

Taking a book off the library shelf and bringing into the bathroom to smear shit on a page

Angry at his friend, he took his science book and put a buffalo bookmark on tommorrows assignment

buffalo bookmark by matthew rivers July 14, 2007