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Assholic Beverage

A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.
" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."

" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"
Assholic Beverage by leeitall September 13, 2012
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Gentleman's beverage 

General term for an alcoholic beverage. An eloquent way of saying "beer" or "drink". Often used by military personnel stationed in Japan.
"Dude, it's only noon but I feel like having a gentleman's beverage..."

"Man, work today was so stressful...I need a gentleman's beverage"

frosty adult beverage 

a ice cold beer; a welcome cold liquid treat on a hot day
Hey, does anyone here want a frosty adult beverage?

beverage 

The act of getting upset when there's something in your beer.
Man, there's a "v" in my beer! I have beverage. Grrrr...
beverage by hootface October 22, 2009

Beverage Moment 

when you laugh while drinking and your beverage comes out your nose.
Jinny laughed so hard at Kyle's bad date story she had a beverage moment- it was fun to watch but she said the wine her her sinuses.
Beverage Moment by starkmojo October 28, 2010

beverate 

The action of providing a beverage or liquid to another person or being for them to drink. Just like food can be fed to someone, drinks can be beverated.
"Did you feed the cows, sonny boy?"
"Yes pa! All five!"
"But did you have enough water to beverate them too?"
"You bet! Still a lot of rain water left from last week."
beverate by rusins December 3, 2018

Tasty Beverage 

A drink that contains alcohol.
I could sure use a tasty beverage.
Tasty Beverage by Liability242 March 3, 2015