batting 100 

Batting 100 is when you are NOT doing perfectly, and so you are "Batting 100" as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. Life isn't baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.

"Man, I can't get anyone to bring me sushi.. I'm batting 100 today!"

batting 100 by Corrin McCallen June 30, 2008

batting cage 

When a girl sticks a guy's limp dick and both balls in her mouth all at the same time.

"My wife is just the best. She is always willing to batting cage me to get the party started. She has such a big mouth."

batting cage by J master JJ August 8, 2009

Batting the Bishop. 

Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.

Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.

Batting the Bishop. by Mark Unthank January 20, 2009

Batting out of your crease 

When a person tries to pursue someone who is out of his or her league

Friend 1 : This is the girl I'm talking to

Friend 2 : Yasis Friend1 stop batting out of your crease you dont have a chance with her she's way out of your league

Batting out of your crease by Gerberguy March 18, 2023

Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.

1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.

Batting average by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009

Batting Practice 

Masturbation, particularly in males.

Good thing I took some batting practice before going out with Molly tonight... it was a big game and a big performance was necessary.

Batting Practice by Matt&Lauren September 9, 2010

batting .235 

Batting .235 is a reference to baseball which means you're not doing well that day.

It means you did something stupid or something not expected of you.

Person 1: Man, my girlfriend didn't make me a sandwich this morning...she ALWAYS makes me a sandwich.

Person 2: Wow, she's batting .235 today. That sucks.

batting .235 by soadness August 22, 2011