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get basted on 

Man if my dad finds out I got a DUI I'm gonna get basted on.
get basted on by Get_basted_on December 18, 2013

Ace on Base 

When you know your "in" with a fine piece of ass.
-tyler and joe are at a party talking to two very attractive girls that quickly invite them back to their place. As they follow them into the house they look at each other, and they know

"we got an Ace on Base"

- After approaching a girl she quickly writes down her number on your forearm....Ace on Base

Twice Baked Corn On The Cob

This is accomplished when you are having anal sex with someone and that elusive instance, where you pull your cock out of their ass and notice a kernel of corn on your dick. You then make the person turn around and give you a blow job.
Man, I was banging this chick and when I pulled my cock out, I saw that golden nugget...So I swung the bitch around and she had that Twice Baked Corn On The Cob!!!!

Ace on Base 

When you know you have an in with a girl; when you know your about to get yours, and it's just a matter of when and where, cause you already know shes down.
I have this girl texting me all the time wanting to hang out. I have an Ace on Base, all I have to do is tell her what time to come over or when to meet up.

He's got that girl hanging all over him, so you already know he's got an Ace on Base

Baked Bean on the Tip 

When you are having anal intercourse and you pull out and have fecal matter on the tip of your dick that looks like a baked bean.
I was doing my girl in the butt last night and when I pulled out I had a baked bean on the tip.

balls on bases 

When a lacrosse player takes a baseball player and tee bags him on a baseball plate till his mouth bleeds. Then the lacrosse player pulls out a chainsaw and cuts his head off.
tee bag n kill baseball players means balls on bases