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Douche Baggie 

One who is very small in physical stature but makes up for it by being an extreme douchebag
Guy #1: " So I walked up to this midget-"
Guy #2: " Excuse me... They prefer to be called Little People"
Guy #1: " Why the fuck does it matter? Well anyway... I walked up to this 'Little Person' and patted him on the head and called him A Nice Little Fart-Breather. That little shit stain reached up and punched me in the gonads!"
Guy #2: " What a fuckin Douche Baggie!!!"
Douche Baggie by studmuffin5445 December 21, 2008

tea baggie 

1) The person on the recieving end of a Tea Bagging.

2) Opposite of a tea bagger

When someone is being tea bagged it means that another person is putting their balls in that persons mouth. The person committing the bagging is then known as the Tea bagger and the person recieving the bagging is known as the tea baggie.
"So, I told Melissa last night that I wanted to make her my tea baggie...but you know...she didn't want my balls on her face"
tea baggie by No r. September 16, 2008

boogey baggie 

a plastic baggie containing a collection of boogers. this bag of boogers is then used to gross people out.
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boogey baggie by sulfurboy February 21, 2009

british baggie 

When your testicles are shriveled like the queen

Met this girl at the bar and took her home. Once naked she yelled british baggie, british baggie
Dam its cold out, I got myself some british baggies
british baggie by menjay January 2, 2015

Ass Baggie 

A bag placed under ones ass when time does not permit them to go to the restroom.
My meeting ran a little long yesterday and I wasn't able to leave. Good thing I had my trusty ass baggie.
Ass Baggie by PickleChips April 11, 2011

swaggi baggie 

When you and your bro slays all them haters
All them other hoes can go home, cause we so swaggi baggie
swaggi baggie by basicwhitbitchtf January 26, 2019