Baconlips

Human lips (generally female) sprouting a garden of cold sores resulting in pale yellow clusters on normal pink tissue with a "bacon like" appearance.

Hey, Baconlips, come over here (in a few weeks) and give me a big sloppy kiss!

Baconlips by Trollunderthebridge June 5, 2003

Bacon Fatigue 

A disdain for all things bacon-related, including but not limited to bacon festivals, foods wrapped in bacon, topped with bacon, etc. Refers specifically to hipster-originating bacon items; one may still enjoy bacon but one may not tweet/FB/IG evidence.

Ex. 1

Hipster: "Let's go to Coachella and eat chocolate-covered bacon ice cream!"
Other Hipster: "Yeah, that sounds dope."

Ex. 2

Before exploding in media popularity ca. 2011, bacon used to be enjoyable. Now I have bacon fatigue. Take back breakfast.

Bacon Fatigue by Not A Robot May 1, 2013

bacon tooth 

A common misspelling/misreading of begone thot. Rumors says that if you google it you’ll die, which is not necessarily true.

Don’t google bacon tooth, the FBI will kill you through your webcam.

bacon tooth by squirt mom October 29, 2018

better off bacon 

Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.

Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.

better off bacon by themilkmantrink August 12, 2011

Bacon Patrol 

The police. The pigs formally known as the police.

"Oh look here comes the bacon patrol."

Bacon Patrol by Big Dick Johnny Ballsack October 3, 2011

Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?

What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!

Bacon Torpedo by REDWHITEnCrue25 April 14, 2006

Stranger Bacon 

any kind of meat with unknown cleanliness or point of origin

"Dude, the cafeteria is serving burgers today"

"Im not touching that stranger bacon"

Stranger Bacon by maxm246 November 30, 2013