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One Week Anniversary 

What 13-year-olds perceive as the best day of their lives and they think it's the next step to marriage. They're ready to maul their one-week-long boyfriend's boner.
Shanghai: OMG I can't believe it's been one week with bae!!! I love you so much <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Tokyo: OMG want to cum ovur and celebrate with some friends? :):):):):):):) Happy one week anniversary!
Logical Person: Fuck you both, you're both fucking stupid. You're 0-years-old and think you're the coolest person. Stop looking for attention you asshole.

silver anniversary 

The 25th anniversary of something. It is called the silver anniversary because the traditional anniversary gift for a marriage lasting 25 years is silver.
My aunt and uncle has been married for 25 years. They recently celebrated their silver anniversary.
silver anniversary by some punk kid September 6, 2005

Heartbreak Anniversary 

The curse that will haunt you forever.
That video.
No escape.
"Hey have you heard of that song that went like ballo-"
"Stop, god please stop, I can't take it anymore"
"But man its just heartbreak anniversary"
"What have you done..."

heartbreak anniversary 

hey do you like Heartbreak Anniversary? Its my favorite song!

5555 day anniversary 

This is the day 5555 days after one’s wedding. Typically, it goes unnoticed. However, if you married the most amazing woman in the world, you better bring her a large bouquet of flowers to let her know how much you still love her.
April 17 is our 5555 day anniversary.

14 June Mel anniversary 

The day my life changed, Melani Bianca Maddumage entered my life like a devilish angel and stole my heart from me. This MJ-obsessed maniac has more guys swarming her than brain cells in her head. LOL
14 June Mel anniversary? Going strong for 7 years in 2023 !!
14 June Mel anniversary by GaRrY25 February 5, 2023