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American Pie 

1. Another obsession for fundamentalists (religious fanatics) to overanalyze, which they do with just about everything. Generally, it's a hit song by Don McLean which was a big smash in 1971. The lyrics refer to several events and pop culture phenominae during the time period from the late 40s to around 1970. AKA "The Day the Music Died", this tune refers to the plane crash deaths of Buddy Holly, Richard Valens, and The Big Bopper at the same time in the late 1950's. Played excessively by radio stations, it's considered to be a "classic", but then again, so is "You You -YOU" by Peter Frampton, "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf and "You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Booneand other shit. In 2000 Madonna released a cover of this tune, and it ain't that hot.

2. a series of "coming-of-age" sex-crazed-teens-just-gotta-get-laid movies from 1999 to the present that feature nothing in their plots that haven't been done before, except that one of the main male characters fucks an apple pie. How inspiring, NOT!
1. Miss American Pie took her Chevy to the levee. OK, now what comes next?

2. The American Pie movies are now a franchise like the National Lampoon series and are an example of how comedy flicks, as well as movies in general have pretty much declined in quality in the past 10 years or so.
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american pie 

Dumb movie that everyone thinks is funny.
american pie by Cracker August 22, 2003

american pie 

An icredibly overrated movie. Pathetic in comparison to Animal House, Harold and Kumar Goes to White Castle, or The 40 Year Old Virgin.
dude: OMG AMERICAN PIE IS THE BEST LOL
dude2: no
american pie by ben1 September 17, 2005

american pie 

Best fucking movie in america, mostly watched my losers,perverts, and horny bastards.
american pie by MC haster August 6, 2003

american pie 

the number one movie to turn a 13 year old girl on...especially with the right moves for ideas look up eat out
we watched american pie does that answer your question of why i am not a boy anymore??
american pie by bob hastle February 15, 2004

american pie 

A person usually a caucasion
who looks straight out the 50's ads.
freckles shiny chheeks big smile.
It can also mean some American Chocha
american pie by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004

American Pie 

When a foreign man ejaculates his man fluid inside his American mating partner.
Jose; I totally baked a pie with a girl named Jennifer last time I was over the border
Miguelo; OH, you mean an American pie.
American Pie by Sisto6940 March 1, 2021