There's a snake in my boot 

When a young cowboy mistakes his untied shoelaces for a snake in his boot.

Uncle: There's a snake in my boot
Arthur: Tie your shoes
Uncle:Must be the lumbago

There's a snake in my boot by Realone124 December 22, 2018

your a snake 

another word for snitch

if someone tell the police a crime you done you say to them your a snake

your a snake by uknown hustler November 15, 2013

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake 

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake

A group of people are standing round a table with only say, one cake left and someone would say "I saw him eye up that cake and he was straight in there, quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake"

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake by MacCardarelli February 15, 2008

There is a snake. A very long snake. 

A very basic word to avoid.

There is a snake🙂. A very long snake. 😐

There is a snake. A very long snake.

There is a snake. A very long snake. by lolandabebongs September 15, 2022

molesting a snake 

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

molesting a snake by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

there's a snake in my boot 

When your dick is so long that it goes down into your pants leg

Girl: so how big are you
Guy: well there's a snake in my boot

there's a snake in my boot by Briarcrest April 20, 2017

Clobbering a snake 

Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.

I walked in on CT Clobbering a snake last night.

Clobbering a snake by Domingo_is_sexy July 6, 2010