Fuck a dead pony

When one attempts to have sexual intercourse with their partner who is fast asleep.

Keith tried to fuck a dead pony last night.

Fuck a dead pony by Daisymoo June 13, 2015

pony a bike 

When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.

Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.

pony a bike by JoeyBomm August 16, 2020

Pony In A Jar

A very sexual project where people release their jizz in a jar where Rainbow Dash is placed.

Pony In A Jar is so disgusting!

Pony In A Jar by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

Fuck me like a fat pink pony 

1. Exclamation used more commonly than not, to describe sheer frustration and or dissapointment.

2. The seldom seen use of the term, when a chick (or dude?) takes it upon themselves to let you know how they want to be worked during the act of procreation

1. I forgot to save the final draft of my research paper! Fuck me like a fat pink pony man!

2. Guy: that how u want it?
Chick: fuck me like a fat pink pony!
guy: .....what?

Fuck me like a fat pink pony by Chass Master Plus April 13, 2009

my pony had a seizure 

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

my pony had a seizure by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

pony in a bush 

To meet someone at McDonald's park to fight

Pony in a bush right now

pony in a bush by Iknowthemeaningofthepony June 7, 2016

pony pecker in a jockstrap 

a hotdog

give me a pony pecker in a jockstrap with mustard,hold the relish

pony pecker in a jockstrap by bruno gaboni August 27, 2016