Ur friend a penis bend 

Worse than ur brother a mother

Jake: Ur mom gay
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian
Jake: granny tranny
Jamal: Ur sister a mister
Jake: Ur brother a mother
Jamal: Ur friend a penis bend
*crowd goes wild*

Ur friend a penis bend by Toccena March 20, 2018

what is a penis

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what is a penis

what is a penis by veryhornyperson August 11, 2021

give a penis 

Basicly give a fuck

Kaan göçmen doesn't give a penis about what you say

give a penis by greatstuf January 9, 2017

Being a Penis 

When a girl is being a total pussy

"Gosh, Becky is Being a Penis"

Being a Penis by beingapenis May 21, 2018

Beat a badger with A penis 

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.

You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".

Beat a badger with A penis by Potatomans October 4, 2017

pull a penis 

when you yank on a penis far too aggressively.

Doctor: What caused you to bleed so profusely?
Man: The girl I fucked last night decided to pull a penis.

pull a penis by Golden Kitty March 12, 2018

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! 

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! by Thlayli February 22, 2003