Stick It In a Muffin  

Stick it in a muffin (also phrased "place it in a muffin") basically means shut up, stop, yeild, do not continue...

Brittany: "Hey did I tell you about my date with Brad?!"
Lucille: "About a million times. Please, stop talking about Brad."
Brittany: "So, we went out to the movies, and-"
Lucille: "Gosh, Brittany, STICK IT IN A MUFFIN ALREADY!"

Stick It In a Muffin by kel z the super saur February 4, 2009

jizzle on a muffin 

When a group of males gather and all begin to flog the dolphin.In between this circle of homosexuality there is a loan bran muffin, asking for a load of monkey spit. When it times to blow the load, the person immediatly goes on the bran muffin. The next does the same until the last person is left, still having his gun loaded. Hwe must finish himself off, and then proceed in eating the bran muffin for being the last one to complete orgasm.

I playedjizzle on a muffin by myself the other day... I had to eat the muffin...

jizzle on a muffin by FlashMasterCash March 25, 2005

Having sex with a muffin 

1 - to BLOW a muffin in the region were bursts of fecal matter EXPLODE OUT LIKE PEICES OF FUCKING CRAP see dace

2 - TO HAVE FUCKING SEX WITH A FUCKING MUFFIN...like that dude whom jirks his girk in science class...see dace again

3 - To Have intercourse WITHTHE FUCKING UGLY CHICK IN THE FUCKING HOLE SCHOOL...like ANDREW LAFRAGGAY..,FCKING IDOIT

1 FUCKING A MUFFIN
2 FUCKING A MUFFIN
3 LAFRIENYAH is fucking a muffin AKA JEN YOU HORE

Having sex with a muffin by Bob Dog November 3, 2004

Chuck a muffin 

To chuck a muffin means to laugh heartily.

"Haha shut up you will make me chuck a muffin!"
Sam did the most stupid dance, it made everyone chuck muffins.
"Skins rules, I was chucking muffins all through it!"

Chuck a muffin by Zac Alex McInnes Blakemore December 17, 2008

Rag a muffin

Ragged whore, Dirty Fuck doll, and a cum junkie, ect....

That bitch is a rag a muffin!

Rag a muffin by Jane Dont November 24, 2010

Fluff a muffin

When told to "fluff a muffin" it means to back the fuck down.

Boy: I just want to look at ur phone.
Girl: Give it back!
boy: NO
Girl, *smacks boy* and takes. GO FLUFF A MUFFIN.
Boy: fuck off.

Fluff a muffin by Caleb Edwards January 21, 2008

Eat a muffin 

After accomplishing something, to reward oneself by going out and spending a little money.

"I finally got a promotion after working so hard, so I decided to eat a muffin."

Eat a muffin by PugLover53 June 22, 2009