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better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be
Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

jelly belly with a raspberry swirl 

When a guy cums in a girl's belly button and a drop of blood from his nose falls in as well cause he came so hard.
Joe: (as he sees Alex walk out his room) Why is your nose bleeding?

Alex: Mann I came so hard I gave her a jelly belly with a raspberry swirl.

Speak bigly and carry a soft stick 

Former President Donald Trump's guiding principle in foreign policy, as well as in the bedroom. The opposite of Teddy Roosevelt's "speak softly and carry a big stick".
"Diplomacy? Nah, I want to hurl insults at people on twitter! You know what I always say, speak bigly and carry a soft stick!

When I see "bully from---" in a dictionary, I will let it go. 

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Person 343: When I see "bully from---" in a dictionary, I will let it go.