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When someone bites you head off for no reason.

"Woah, that dude totally has A.M.I."
A.M.I by scrension March 3, 2008

a.m. drain 

A remedy for morning wood. In the a.m. drain the female partner typically does not climax. Rather she is a willing and generous participant. Typically she would not have been able to climax that morning anyhow. Best case scenario - occurs while spooning so woman does not have to move from the position in which she was sleeping.

Outcome: Male is satisfied and extremely appreciative. Woman has gained massive amounts of goodwill with minimal effort.
"Honey, thanks for the a.m. drain. Can I take you out to dinner tonight as a thank you?"

"Yeah, I wasn't much in the mood this morning, but he was. Has an a.m. drain. Now I'm off the hook for a while..."
a.m. drain by steshaheats March 6, 2010

A.M. logic 

Plans for your day that ONLY make sense because you aren't ready to get outta bed.
*Alarm clock buzzes at 7am*

Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."

*Alarm goes off at 7am*

Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."

I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.
A.M. logic by Underdawg215 October 21, 2010

a m a z i n g l a r r y 

it’s not amazing. it’s not legendary.. it’s a m a z i n g l a r r y
abigail: ‘woah, that was amazing!’

taralyn: ‘amazing?’
abigail: ‘yeah what else would i say hehe?’
taralyn: ‘welll you could use a m a z i n g l a r r y!!’
taralyn: a m a z i n g l a r r y is amazing and Legendary combined, so there’s no use for boring words like amazing!

abigail: *shocked picachu*
Adjust My Monocle. When You're feeling extra fancy over the internet.
Friend: You have 33 girlfriends?
Me: A.M.M.
A.M.M. by whencameronwasinegyptsland September 23, 2012
A: she’s a total Asian Mans Whore

B: yes! a total A.M.W!
A.M.W by SucPP January 3, 2020