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How does your butt feel 

asking someone how their butt feels is equivalent to telling someone they are extremely anal
person 1: bro i got a 2070 on the SAT. FAILED IT
person 2: bro stfu how does your butt feel?
person 1: what? i dont have anal sex
person 2: no dumbass, stop being anal about the SAT dick.
How does your butt feel by PINGCHONG February 28, 2011

Toot it out your butt 

An office or school appropriate version of "Blow it out your ass." Also used be delicate ladies (or men) who don't want to curse.
"Sarah, I've seen monkeys produce better reports."

"Toot it out your butt, Frank"

bust a nut in your butt 

A.Sexual innuendo suggesting intercourse between two or more adults.

B. The act of ejaculating into the anus. Generally homosexual.
A. Are you gonna let me bust a nut in your butt or what?
B. I saw Felix climb in your brothers window. He must be busting nuts in his butt.

shit your butt 

When you poop your pants but catch it in your but checks , saving your draws from the shit
dude i was so sick last night

Did you shit your butt?
shit your butt by Hamsandwhich March 15, 2015

National let nakhi smack your butt day 

National let nakhi smack your butt day

Paint your butt white and go run with the antelope 

A phrase to coerse somebody into doing what they're told.
Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"

Son: "No."

Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"