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yosemity sam 

the act of having a four some with 3 females and one male. First, the male positions himself on a bed. Two of the females go above him and one is below on the floor giving him head. The male inserts his fingers into the girls buginas above his head then begins to finger them with his two fingers in the position of two guns. Bang bang bang and then its over for all three.
Dude i cant believe I pulled off a yosemity sam the other night, those girls were wild

Yosemite slam 

The act of sneaking in two party popper pistols into the bedroom and shooting them off when the man cums scaring the girl after pulling out and finishing on her back so the confetti sticks to her.
Yah bro I gave my girl a real Yosemite slam last night I think she still has it stuck to her back.
Yosemite slam by dirty randy March 19, 2015

yosemite sam job 

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.
Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.
yosemite sam job by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016

Yosemites 

A friendly greeting used by Sylvester Stallone Whenever and wherever he meets his Jewish buddies at the gym.
Yosemites! I’m feeling a bit verklempt ...let’s schlep out the heavy bags for an hour and then catch us a schvitz!
Yosemites by You rReal Name August 5, 2020

Yosemite Sam 

When you're fucking a girl on her period, or a guy with hemorrhoids, and you pull your dick out and draw a mustache on their face.
Yo dawg, I fucked Briana last night on her period and had to give her the Yosemite Sam
Yosemite Sam by Allvalleychamp January 13, 2022

Yosemitebrogersephingan 

- Bro, literally just means bro but it can fit in with longer and more complex sentences
- Travis Scott fan
It’s a pleasure to listen to Butterfly Effect with you Yosemitebrogersephingan