Yeah no 

"Yeah.. No" is a simpler way of saying "Well yes but its not happening". (Example 1)
A Sarcastic way of answering something where you're expected / supposed to answer yes however Your answer is no. (Example 2)
a way to answering someone with "No" but with the "Yes" to reassure that the first statement of ones sentence is correct/"understood" but conclusion is wrong, (Example 3)

Person1: Hey man you might wanna check the doctor x, seems kinda dangerous
person2: yeah....no.

person1: Why the fuck are you staying up till 9am people are already awake, you should go sleep earlier
person2: Yeah no. I'm fine

Person1: Hey dude, we having a party tonight, wanna come along?
Person2: Yeah no sry i'm busy tonight, gotta help dad with something.

Yeah no by TheGamingPhantoms"SubToMeYt* February 17, 2021

OH NO! oh wait. OH YEAH!!! 

My pp got chopped off. Send help.

Gets trapped in room. OH NO! oh wait. OH YEAH!!!

OH NO! oh wait. OH YEAH!!! by Khaotiq May 24, 2019

yeah no 

a contradictory statement that essentially means "yes, you are correct, but you're an asshole."

Yeah no, me and Meg did go to the Garnets game, but we also threw rocks at philly.

yeah no by Matthew A December 22, 2008

yeah no 

a yeah no that has no idea

When you ask him his name he says yeah no!

yeah no by crockcrocman August 22, 2011

Yeah no 

Yeah no: Stop playing with me
Yeah no: Wrong one, baby

Yeah no: To end a final conversation
Yeah no: To conclude an argument

Yeah no: Play with yo mama

Man: I’m sorry, I won’t do it again.

Woman: Yeah no, you’re on your own.

Yeah no by C00kz January 17, 2022

yeah no 

means no. can be used to reject someones ideas sort of nicely or to completely disagree with something

"hey so for the group project i was thinking we could do it on the ocean"
"yeahh no sorry"

OR

"should we go shopping again today"
"yeah NO i do not wanna see people from school again"

yeah no by englishgenius January 14, 2024

no yeah absolutely

An even stronger version of the Midwestern phrase "no yeah",

No yeah absolutely, I'll be there Saturday even if I have to do the evening chores.

no yeah absolutely by billybattleaxe August 22, 2019