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Pocket wilderness 

A state park in Soddy-Daisy, TN. A now well known place where tree huggers go to hike and rock climb, and red necks go to swing on a rope swing into what is known as the blue hole. Red necks, who are commonly drunk as hell, swing on the rope swing and land on rocks instead of water then call 911. The hellish terrain requires a massive emergency response and rescues that take hours. Many tree huggers (who are commonly high as shit) head out into the vast expanse that is the pocket wilderness and get fucking lost. These weed heads get fucking lost and call 911. They never have food or water, but they always have their cell phone. Yet again, massive emergency response. This place is hell, it should be closed.
Hey, want to go to the pocket wilderness, get drunk and high and almost die?
Pocket wilderness by Melvin dude December 21, 2016

Spicy Wilderness Man 

A man who smells like he lives in a log cabin in the forest surrounded by evergreen trees and experiencing small electrical fires.
The hall smells like a spicy wilderness man.
Spicy Wilderness Man by Biff1992 February 16, 2023

Spicy Wilderness Man 

A man who smells like he lives in a log cabin in the forest surrounded by evergreen trees and experiencing small electrical fires.
The hall smells like a spicy wilderness man.
Spicy Wilderness Man by Biff1992 February 16, 2023

Experience the wilderness 

Yo dude I have to pee really bad
well I guess you'll just have to experience the wilderness!

Wilderbeast 

Someone who looks like they got stuck in the forest for a century and look nasty, stanky and grimey as hell.
That dude look so nasty like a damn wilderbeast.
Wilderbeast by Esbeezo January 13, 2009

wildernessy 

The adjective for something that has characteristics of the wilderness
Nate won't go to the cabin because it's not wildernessy enough for him.
wildernessy by taraisthebest June 15, 2011