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she has stripes in her hair and wears hello kitty she must be a wigan scene marble basher
wigan scene by frederic englebert January 12, 2008

Wigan Wedge 

A delicacy from the North West of England. Allegedly originating in the Wigan area, hence the name, but also popular in Manchester.

Butter a bread roll, or barm-cake. Microwave a pork pie (growler) until the pastry goes soft and the jelly begins to melt, and then put the pie in the bun. Yummy.
What did you have for breakfast this morning?

A mug of tea and a Wigan Wedge
Wigan Wedge by retrotecchie February 21, 2011

Wigan & Leigh

A place of boderline sluts, chavs, complete autists and the occasional normal person.
So poorly funded and ran by both government and staff alike it might as well be wiped off the map to reduce student suicide rates.
Ran in three sites:
Leigh - We don't talk about that
Parsons - Full of complete spengs either doing IT (mostly guys) and basically every girl in a 30mile radius doing health and social
The School for the Arts - A safehaven for every little snowflake, mong or speng alike, the front door is where your dreams arrive, the aptly named "closet of hope" is where they go to die (stickmen included).
"So where are you going to college and what do you plan to do"

"Oh I'm going to Wigan & Leigh to do Photography with the late great divorcee himself"

"Poor cunt, be better off overdosing in a Wendy house than go to that shit hole"

Wigan Sandwich 

A pie between two slices of bread
I had a Wigan Sandwich last night... boffed everywhere
Wigan Sandwich by TBasley November 8, 2009

wigan kebab 

Pulling a fat slapper after last orders and doing it up a back alley (in all senses of the word)
I was so drunk last night I'd only realised I'd had a kebab by the stains on my shoe
wigan kebab by Lord Percy July 10, 2003

Wigan Kebab 

The act of two or more young males double/triple/quadruple penetrating the same vagina in unison with each other
"Do you nice young boys fancy stuffing me up the flume?"

"Too right love, me and the lads here will give you a Wigan Kebab!"
Wigan Kebab by Tony Blizzard January 21, 2010