better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish by mom743 December 4, 2010

beat in the butt with a wet squirrel

euphemism for exhausted, tired on every level, as beaten down as one can be. Origin: Dobbins Family saying created by Hale Dobbins, deceased, of Arkansas

as in "I'm so tired I feel like I've been beat in the butt with a wet squirrel."

beat in the butt with a wet squirrel by H. Hendrix Dobbins November 14, 2013

Wet Internet 

Porn on the internet

Damn Metehan, you're always surfing that wet internet!

Wet Internet by totalfuckup August 14, 2014

Wet Clothing (cloth-ing) 

The feeling and sound that your cum filled arse cheeks make as you walk

Make sure to cum in my arse this time... I'm not in the mood to be wet clothed

It was really awkward wet clothing (cloth-ing) past your parents this morning

Wet Clothing (cloth-ing) by LocNilla February 9, 2019

International "call Marcus wet day" 

On 16th of March, is international "call Marcus wet day". On this day, you are legally required to call any person called Marcus "wet" or "a wetty". People named Zak thrive on this day, and treat it as a second birthday for them. The following exchange is an example of the rituals that take place on this day:

Person 1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're wet!"

Marcus: What did you call me?

Person 1: A wetty

Marcus: I'm going to beat you harder than my mum

Hello Zak, happy International "call Marcus wet day", will you indeed call him saturated?

International "call Marcus wet day" by Lumposter June 7, 2021

Instant wet 

When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.

He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.

Instant wet by @Badmoneyslim September 5, 2019

invisible wet willie 

When one spits in another's ear

Oh my god, John just got an invisible wet willie!

invisible wet willie by Harthroth November 8, 2019