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wearing your ass on your face

wearing your ass on your face to forcibly implant your face into your ass similar to having a foot in your ass but much more severe
don't mess with officer smith or you will be wearing your ass on your face

knob and tube wiring 

knob and tube wiring is an electrical wiring system with 2 wires spaced atleast 1 foot a part from etchother with ceramic knob and tube insulators knob and tube wiring was used in houses and buildings in the early days of electricity before sheaved cable was invented and is still in use in a lot of older buildings
my cousins old house has knob and tube wiring still in use and working after over a century wow

Wearing Me Down 

When a man/woman has someone that is interested in them but the feelings are not reciprocated. Instead of moving on and finding someone new the interested man/woman sticks around. He/She will continue to do things for their crush like support them during other failed relationships, buying them things, trying to be around them a lot, taking them on dates that "aren't really dates". They might continue to profess their feelings for said crush over and over persistently until the crush realizes that there is no one out there that is more perfect for them than the person that they have been rejecting. Then and only then have They have been wore down.....
I kept telling him I didn't like him like that, but I think I am changing my my mind. He is wearing me down.

sandal-wearing goldfish tenders 

The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'
The Japanese! Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders!

Wearing glasses

Bro definlty is wearing glasses

wearing your heart on your sleeve 

People who wear their heart on their sleeve express their emotions freely and openly, for all to see.