Weenis

Weenis originated with my Purple Pot Pipe. I was sitting there, stoned out of my mind, and I started saying, "I don't know what that has to do with education, but in my house, we call it a Wenis," for some strange reason. Well the next day I got the said pipe and I decided that since it was purple I would call it "Purple Wenis." But then people kept calling me gay so I changed the spelling so that it would not resemble the other word.

But also Weenis is It. It is everythign and nothing at the same time. This originated with my cousin saying "In my house we call it an...IT!" And so Weenis, you see, is just a small part of It. It encompasses all. Weenis is technically nothing and everything under the tyrannical rule of the Todd (a.k.a hITler.)

"Dude, where did Purple Weenis go?"

"Weenis!!!"

Weenis by Owner of the only Purple Weenis April 23, 2004

Weenis

A weenis is not a penis nor is it the skin on your elbow!

It is a detachable part used to have fun!
the only people who really have weenises are ASHLEY ERIN AND JANIS!

Weenis can also be used as a derogaotry term for others who are un-cool.

2:DUDE YOUR A WEENIS!

1:OUR WEENISES WILL UNITE!

Weenis by YOU KNOW ! March 13, 2009

Weenis

Weenis is not the skin on your elbow, it's not a penis either. Its that moving skin when you seperate your thumb and your index finger, you see this stretchy extra skin between your fingers, that extra skin is your weenis. Scientists couldn't come up with a name for it, so they called it the weenis. Tihs is the true meaning for weenis. Its in health books.

Ow! you cut my weenis, I can't move my thumb anymore!!!

Weenis by Dominizzle Fo' Shizzle January 17, 2006

weenis

Its when your playing tennis but WE are the ones playing tennis.

Lets go play a game of weenis

weenis by tim waltman April 4, 2005

weenis

combo between wee (like very tiny) & penis.
A large clitoris.
Or a man that's a real dick, but short.

"OMG! Thats such a cute weenis."
"I almost thought you had a penis, but it was just your weenis. That doesn't make me gay right?"
"Dude! get your short little weenis ass off me. With your little weenis!. You fucking weenis!"

weenis by thatguy1too March 14, 2010

weenis

One who obsesses over someone or something.

Man that dude is a serious videogame weenis.

weenis by Dude October 11, 2003

weenis

Bladder - organ that contains pee

Excuse me, but I have to go empty my weenis.

I have a weenis infection.

weenis by Samantha January 27, 2004