Dick Weed

A dick that won't get hard.....
or a dick that is as soft as sea weed (not real weed) (real weed rocks!!)

My dick is as soft a sea weed, it must be a dick weed!

Dick Weed by Adam Betz May 12, 2010

Dick Weed

infected hair growing from ur Dick Muffin

"omg u shuld get tht Dick Weed checked out it culd leed to Dickifrenia"

Dick Weed by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 2, 2011

Dick weed

A person who is sometimes mean

look at Keeleigh, she's such a dick weed

Dick weed by Hellobello July 5, 2014

Dick Weed

The crumbles of weed left over at the end of an Oz or more

I don't wanna use the good stuff, hand me the dick weed!

Dick Weed by SaviSunflower August 17, 2016

Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

Dick Weed by kurtisascholar November 23, 2016

Dick weed

Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.

Damn this dick weed is fine.

Dick weed by 6ix9ine699669 November 30, 2018