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Waffling 

Waffling. The act of throwing waffles on an ice surface.

The term waffling orginated from the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey club and their losing ways. When the team would start losing badly, fans would litter the ice with waffles
Those mother canuckers sure love their waffling
Waffling by pat and chico December 25, 2010

Waffling 

n.
The act of petting a kitty/cat/kitteh thoroughly by giving it a bi-directional, sometimes circular, encompassing rub across its sides, head, underside, tail and possibly legs, feet and toes where picking up and cradling is optional but preferred for maximum immobilization and purring
le me: "Come here Mr. Kitteh!"

cat: "mrow?"

Commence Waffling: *pick cat up and flip onto back, petting belly and head and toes*

le me: "Who's a good Mr. Kitteh?"

cat: "purrrrrrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
Waffling by Mr MH October 15, 2012

Waffling 

The act of cutting a hole in a waffle then putting a penis through it and having vaginal,anal,or oral sex.
Last night i waffled emily by having vaginal sex through a waffle.Its called Waffling.
Waffling by Waffle Inc. July 26, 2009

waffling 

the active particple of to waffle, verb

1 the act of making a waffle, or waffles. A wafle is (a) a kind of european cake, made with batter in a waffle iron (b) A potato freezer food made in a factory (c) Some sort of meshwork of some form

2 to waffle also means to talk or write a lot, generally about inconsequential things to cover up the fact that one is lacking in knowledge
The waiter was waffling to the chef about some inconsequential thing. This annoyed the chef as he was busy waffling with the waffle iron for the evening rush.
waffling by moomin21 August 23, 2004

waffling 

losing control from the induced vibrations in a skateboard. Due to traveling too fast as in "down a hill" with loose trucks.
Dawg, I was waffling like a mutha on that road back there... almost lost control completely.
waffling by miosis August 22, 2004

waffling 

verb: 1) moving rapidly between positions, physical or otherwise.
2) making waffles (breakfast food) or a waffle shape.

noun: the markings on the bottom of a shoe, or on both flat sides of a waffle. The former is derived from the fact that Nike's original sole design was a result of the rubber being accidentally inserted into a waffle maker.
Nick's beat-up 19 year old truck waffled a bit on the edge of the ditch before it fell in and fucking exploded.

Four hundred people were killed in the Great Waffling of the summer of 1927, when an earthquake caused a batter factory in eastern California to spill its contents onto a grid of city streets in a 2-kilometer radius.

The waffling on my timbs left the bitch's ass with a stupid-looking mark for weeks.
waffling by Hablacraja August 21, 2004