The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.
IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”
The best Fucken place ever fucken built in the history of building anything.It was the place to be any time of the day,any time of the night.You could go there and have a skate and your troubles would be gone and your thaughts would be clear.You could meet new peopel and learn new tricks and have he time of your night.After having a skate here you would feel so good about yourself.It was the best skatepark ever built and had the best locals and the best Fucken everything.
R.I.P
Tommo:Oi Ben man vert-x shuy down man.
Ben:...............
Tommo:did you here me man
Ben:...............
Tommo:oi ben lad
Ben:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HOME IS GOOOOONE