cockal tunnel syndrome
cockal tunnel syndrome by drew 100 March 1, 2007
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Carnal Tunnel Syndrome
A tingling or numbness or a sharp, piercing pain shooting through the wrist as a direct result of engaging in pleasuring one's self while watching excessive porn.
Leisure Suit Larry is suffering from Carnal Tunnel Syndrome ever since his divorce was final 6 months ago.
Carnal Tunnel Syndrome by LaSpillway August 2, 2011
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fappal tunnel syndrome
From FAP + carPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME.
Getting a strained wrist from working a computer mouse with one hand (e.g., to download porn), and jacking self off with the other. It's generally the lower of the two wrists that develops the syndrome first.
Getting a strained wrist from working a computer mouse with one hand (e.g., to download porn), and jacking self off with the other. It's generally the lower of the two wrists that develops the syndrome first.
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"Jed says his right (left) wrist hurts."
"Probably poor ergonomic design at his workstation. He's wanked himself into a case of Fappal Tunnel Syndrome. Someone get a crowbar and pry him off that computer. Sheesh!"
"Jed says his right (left) wrist hurts."
"Probably poor ergonomic design at his workstation. He's wanked himself into a case of Fappal Tunnel Syndrome. Someone get a crowbar and pry him off that computer. Sheesh!"
fappal tunnel syndrome by al-in-chgo March 20, 2011
tunnel smuggler
"I didn't realize your Mom was a tunnel smuggler until she stuck a zucchini into her fat rabbit alongside my giant member whilst i was banging her on your bunk bed, bitch.
tunnel smuggler by theswan August 24, 2007
farkle-tunnel syndrome
The pain one gets in their wrist from holding the mouse so long while playing the dice game Farkle on Facebook.
farkle-tunnel syndrome by Nurse Laura September 12, 2009
car pool-tunnel syndrome
Chuckie O'Brien, the head of the New York State toll-takers union, has filed a lawsuit to force the state to recognize car pool-tunnel syndrome as an injury coverable by disability insurance and the state workers' compensation system.
car pool-tunnel syndrome by Tummy AuGratin March 22, 2006
Jerkal Tunnel Syndrome
Similar to "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome": pain, tingling, and other problems in your hand because of pressure on the median nerve in your wrist. Caused by excessive jerking-off.
Dude, I can't even grip the computer mouse - too much wacking-off last night. Shit - I think I have jerkal tunnel syndrome!
Jerkal Tunnel Syndrome by JSJoyce July 28, 2009