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Trumpkin 

TRUMP-kin A sexual act in which a person takes a supernaturally huge shit on the entire country while major news networks take turns fellating them.

noun.
The entire 2016 presidential campaign season has been a massive trumpkin.
I'm left with the hot musky umami of trumpkin every time I accidentally watch the television news.
Trumpkin by highchromiumdiet April 26, 2016

trumpkin 

The act of misinformed Americans collectively sucking Donald Trump's dick while he shits on the world.
Donald Trump receives Trumpkins from all his followers.
trumpkin by PurpDerp June 24, 2016

Trumpkin 

Grabbing a woman by the pussy while she is taking a dump.
Since I'm a celebrity, I gave that piece of ass a Trumpkin
Trumpkin by WayneCheeky October 13, 2016

Trumpkin 

A sexual act where one gives a blowjob to a man who is perched on top of a fence while simultaneously shitting on the other side of said fence. The higher the fence the better!
My man gave me a great Trumpkin last night, I totally destroyed Jane's backyard.
Trumpkin by ABPosey July 28, 2016

trumpkin 

Vladimir Putin enjoys getting a Trumpkin after sharing a nice English Breakfast with Donald Trump.
trumpkin by Pallor42 December 12, 2016

trumpkin 

A reverse blumpkin. When a female is sitting on the toilet, taking a shit, and fellating a dude standing in front of her.
That bitch is so freaky, the blumpkin wasn't wild enough for her. I hear she is now obsessed with the trumpkin.
trumpkin by Antonio Blackcock March 24, 2009