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EPIC TRIFORCE 

Much more powerful than the Triforce, the EPIC TRIFORCE was forged from fragments of the original Triforce in the confines of /b/.

EPIC TRIFORCE is so powerful, that only those with aged knowledge know how to use it. If an inexperienced one attempts to EPIC TRIFORCE, he or she will fail miserably, causing those around him or her to go into a berserk rage until they either flee or die.

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The Fire Triforce 

Another name for the fire tetrahedron. It is called this because it looks like the Triforce symbol from Nintendo's The Legend of Zelda. The Fire Triforce is made up of four small triangles that are arranged to look like one big triangle. The four triangles include heat, oxygen (02), fuel, and a chemical chain reaction. These are the elements necessary to create a fire as showcased by the fire triforce.
Imagine how cool it would be learning about the fire triforce in your boy scouts or brownies troop.

The Triforce 

It's three balanced triangles with power, wisdom, and courage, it is said that someone wields it right now!!
Bob: "What is that on that kids hand?"
Jerry:"You don't know, that's the Triforce!"

Gay Triforce 

The gay triforce is formed when three guys cross their dicks making a triangle in the center. This act is not exclusive to gay men. It is often formed to show off before an orgy.
We came back to my place with 4 girls last weekend and we surprised them with a gay triforce.

The Obtuse Triforce 

A Zelda themed position that, at least, involves two males, two females and a protractor. (Can involve three males and three females, but such complexity is rarely successful since it requires a second protractor).
Link is pretty lazy, so when he uses the obtuse triforce position , he gets Navi to hold the protractor.
The Obtuse Triforce by BluePine7 December 5, 2012

Bachelor's Triforce

Threesome involving only men
So what did those three gay guys do in the hotel?
I heard they had a Bachelor's Triforce!

Completing the Triforce 

An uncommon nerd term for having sex since sometimes vaginal will precede oral therefore skipping one of four steps. This causes only three steps making a triforce analogy more appropriate than the original baseball comparison.
We made out, then I felt her up, but we skipped so we were Completing the Triforce.