What about the droid attack on the Wookies? 

What you say at a council meeting when the Separatists invade Kashyyyk

“What about the droid attack on the Wookies?”- Ki-Adi-Mundi

What about the droid attack on the Wookies? by despacito 7 June 27, 2018

early bird gets the wood on 

(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.

Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait

early bird gets the wood on by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017

neck of the woods

Your area. Your region or neighborhood.

Al Roker: That's the forecast. Stay tuned for local weather info in your neck of the woods.

What time is it in your neck of the woods?

neck of the woods by Insufficient Postage April 30, 2006

Stroking the Wookie 

Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.

Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

Stroking the Wookie by Bond & Tinkham January 1, 2011

run the wood

to ask the bartender to buy a drink for everyone at the bar

Chino was tending bar at Basin Street when a customer asked him to "run the wood" , so he wasted no time in getting everybody a shot of Jagermeister.

run the wood by jobens April 3, 2012

Hit the wood 

Smoke weed.

"Man I hit the wood 5x n put that hoe out, I’m high asf" "I’m high affff , I only hit the wood 3x’s .. I’m detoxing myself next month"

Hit the wood by Hit the Woodman March 12, 2021

mr ando of the woods 

Probably the best thing ever made. This video can't really be explained. Roughly, it's about mr ando who brings peace to the woods and wants everyone to believe that he's a penguin. This video includes: mr ando, a talking bear, a talking bee, a talking turtle, and a talking fish. Trust me, it's amazing. Watch it!

Mr ando of the woods blew my mind!

mr ando of the woods by the grape monster October 11, 2010