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Pissed The Fuck Off 

Fuck man, I'm Pissed The fuck off, FUCK

the glass passenger

The upcoming album from Jack's Mannequin proceeding the band's first album, Everything in Transit. Release date is sometime this August(2008). It's a compilation of deeper and complex themes Andrew has melodically created over these past few years which had been frightening and hopeful at the same time. Surviving Leukemia gave this man, my hero, a second chance to do what he loves, and he's doing it damn well.

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me: did you hear about Jack's Mannequin's new album, The Glass Passenger?

you: Who's Jack's Mannequin?

me: They are the best band on the planet with a frontman who inspires, gives hope, and has an inexplicable passion for his music which he passes on to his fans through the airwaves.

pissed the fuck off 

more severe than pissed the hell off
one is subject to kick the object/person's ass

spontaneously combusting is imminent
side effects include:
-red in the face
-steam coming out of ears
-yelling/screaming
-speaking through clenched teeth
-hands at side trembling
Katie: Tom, what's wrong?
Tom: I'm so pissed the fuck off...
Katie: Why honey?
Tom: BECAUSE OF YOU AND THOSE DAMN KIDS!!!!!

even thought the moment passed me by i still can't turn away 

best goo goo dolls song ever.
And even though the moment passed me by
I still can't turn away
Cuz all the dreams you never thought you'd lose
Got tossed along the way
And letters that you never meant to send
Got lost or thrown away

And now we're grown up orphans
And never knew their names
We don't belong to no one
That's a shame
But you could hide beside me
Maybe for a while
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name

And scars are souvenirs you never lose
The past is never far
Did you lose yourself somewhere out there?
Did you get to be a star?
And don't it make you sad to know that life
Is more than who we are

We grew up way too fast
And now there's nothing to believe
And reruns all become our history
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name
I won't tell em' your name
Oooh, oooh, oooh
I won't tell em' your name
Ow!

I think about you all the time
But I don't need the same
It's lonely where you are
Come back down
And I won't tell 'em your name

Pissed The Bed 

When you get up in the middle of the night and instead of using the toilet, you piss on your wife marking your territory.
Jessica: "MARK WHAT THE FUCK, WHY AM I COVERED IN PISS!?"
Mark: "I Pissed The Bed you fucking bitch."

Passed the Gravy 

A phrase for sexual intercourse.
John: Hey what happened last night?
Don: I finally passed the gravy!