Spot the Vegan

When a group of people on a chat room or text posts (mostly in tumblr) decide they want to say something against vegans, usually resulting in a vegan to find the chat room / posts on the text posts defending vegans or saying something against those who use animal bi-product, revealing themselves as vegan. The round ends when one person has found a vegan and says "found the vegan!" Most of the time the game does not take long, because vegans like to defend themselves.

Example 1-
Person 1: Hey I just posted a picture of a chicken at a butcher shop! Lol lol!
Person 2: hilarious!
Vegan: oh my god! This poor animal is about to be murdered and torn apart for food! It's cruel!
Person 1: Why it's already gonna die anyway.
Vegan: IT TAKES 4,000 GALLONS OF WATER AND 60 POUNDS OF CORN TO RAISE 10 CHCICKENS FOR YOUR PRECIOUS CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Person 3: Lol found the Vegan!

Example 2-
Person 1: here's some delicious pork tenderloin!
Person 2: yum!
Person 3: Wow is that a Beurre Blanc?!
Vegan: You know that was once an animal called a pig not a PORK TENDERLOIN.
Person 2: Well, found the vegan!
Person 1: Lol spot the vegan is so easy!

Spot the Vegan by RonnieDonyBalonie June 27, 2015

the vegan steamroller 

A sex position where tofu is prepared and cooked, then stuffed in the anus. The partner the ducks the tofu out of them and they both consume it.

Patrick and Larry bought some tofurkey for the vegan steamroller

the vegan steamroller by Jew gaser March 20, 2017

The vegan teacher

A person who believes animals are human and can speak English ://

And is mentally not stable and will never be

The vegan teacher:

*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”

Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?

The vegan teacher by Red samurai October 21, 2021

found the vegan

when you find the vegan lol

Mat: I'm vegan

Rose: I found the vegan

found the vegan by ooooooooooooooooooooooooooof May 9, 2017

Degan the vegans dick 

Degan the vegans dick is is a rare genitalia where the dick can only pleasure a pan sexual

Man bro did you here John got diagnosed With degan the vegans dick, but to not as bad as mccd (mason chase chode disease)

Degan the vegans dick by Jboneak July 29, 2018

Spot the Vegan

A pitiful game meat eater shitbags invented to mock people with morals.
Because they can't beat into their tiny skulls the facts presented by vegans about animal suffering, they comment 'spot the vegan' to signal their crew of carnists that there is somebody disturbing their bacon infused arteries with infallible logic.
The opposite of 'Spot the carnist'

A: My stake is cooking, so juicy, I killed my baby calf myself, it was a feisty one.
B: Found the carnist. Spot the vegan.
C: Found the vegan.

Spot the Vegan by christballs987 March 16, 2016

The vegan milk-shakes 

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.

Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!

The vegan milk-shakes by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022