Lick The Paper Towel 

Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.

After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"

Lick The Paper Towel by TowelsForHim April 15, 2021

Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...

"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!

Lisa left the paper towel by Handy ManWell February 5, 2021

Towel in the Hood

The practice of padding out the inside of a condom with wads of toilet paper or Kleenex because the woman's vaj is so stretched out you need a lot of bulk just to touch the sides.

You meeting up with her for secret lunch? Make sure you do the towel in the hood or she’s not going to feel a thing!

Towel in the Hood by thatsalotofdogs April 4, 2019

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The Tower Effect 

The Psychological process by which a Tower Unite™️ player becomes, through repeated exposure to related material, a furry and/or hentai fetishist.

Person 1: Dude Jim has been playing Tower Unite Non-Stop!!!
Person 2: Oh god, He's gonna become a furry via The Tower Effect

The Tower Effect by Yoshiex34 January 24, 2021

The Tower of Nattylon 

A pyramid constructed of finished Natural brand beers like Natty Light or Natty Ice. Typicaly made with a base of ten, and immediately after completion is destroyed Godzilla style by the person who is so drunk they sound like they are speaking a different language whenever they talk.

Beau got so drunk last night that he won the honor of knocking down the Tower of Nattylon we spent all night making. He did it naked.

The Tower of Nattylon by J-Willy102 November 26, 2016

clearance from the tower 

Getting permission from your wife/girlfriend to do something fun with your friends and not her

I'd love to go to the bar Friday, but I need to get clearance from the tower first.

clearance from the tower by Kiki McWeb November 19, 2007