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The Covel Steamer

Shitting in a potential romantic partner (usually a 'lady-boy' from the Bangkok variety) and then proceeding to orally consume and digest the excrement while blowing a whistle and Tyrene helicoptering. Only once the final Tyrene revolution and whistle blow is completed have you partaken in a Covel Steamer.
The Covel Steamer is defined, by Ivan Covel Steamering a Bangkok lady-boy.

The Backup Screamer 

A concept created by influencer Heston James in which he has hid friend scream, after he was caught screaming by the staff at an establishment he is pranking. This gaslights the staff very effectivley.

The Chicago steamer

The act of laying a fat steamy shit on a Portillo’s hot dog bun and your significant other eating it Chicago style.
Dave I’m feeling really hungry tonight, can you prepare the Chicago steamer tonight?

The reversed Cleveland Steamer

When a homosexual man ties up a straight homophobic man and eats his shit for pleasure.
As revenge for refusing to date him, the gay man performed The Cleveland Steamer on him.

The Portable Cleveland Steamer 

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.

The Price Hill Steamer

When one person wraps their torso (or intended body target) in plastic wrap then letting another person or persons deficate on them in that area. The shittee then receives all the heat but none of the mess.
I was in the mood for a Cleveland steamer but had plans to go out later so we settled on the Price Hill steamer. All the heat but none of the mess.