Can You Feel The Storm?
Can You Feel The Storm? by tHe_BaZ January 23, 2013
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Any Port in the Storm
When the storm is coming in, dock your boat anywhere you can. Also, When the bar is closing and all of the good looking girls are leaving, settle with any fat/ugly one.
Bartender: Last call.
Guy: I'll take 1 and a bottom shelf long island ice tea for Bluto.
Bartender: Really?!
Guy: Hey, any port in the storm
Guy: I'll take 1 and a bottom shelf long island ice tea for Bluto.
Bartender: Really?!
Guy: Hey, any port in the storm
Any Port in the Storm by experienced fuck up April 15, 2012
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Any Port in the Storm
Sailor Dialect meaning, essentially: when you're in trouble, any way out is a good way out.
Y'see, back when people sailed the seven seas with reckless abandon, a crew was more likely to find the nearest port than to risk ship and crew in a life-threatening storm. This phrase is probably most applicable to the pirate-sorts, as this phrase suggests that anything is better than getting screwed, and pirates liked that sort of shady-around-the-edges shiznit.
Y'see, back when people sailed the seven seas with reckless abandon, a crew was more likely to find the nearest port than to risk ship and crew in a life-threatening storm. This phrase is probably most applicable to the pirate-sorts, as this phrase suggests that anything is better than getting screwed, and pirates liked that sort of shady-around-the-edges shiznit.
(thunder, lightening.)
Pirate #1: 'Tis cap'n's orders ter drop anchor at the nearest port!
Pirate #2: Aye, any port in the storm, sez i.
Math Student #1: Dude, I may have cheated on that math test, but I stayed up all night watching reruns of Cheers! What else was I supposed to do?
Math Student #2: Hey, any port in the storm.
Pirate #1: 'Tis cap'n's orders ter drop anchor at the nearest port!
Pirate #2: Aye, any port in the storm, sez i.
Math Student #1: Dude, I may have cheated on that math test, but I stayed up all night watching reruns of Cheers! What else was I supposed to do?
Math Student #2: Hey, any port in the storm.
Any Port in the Storm by Simon Floyd November 27, 2003
calm before the storm
When you're holding it in, there will often be about 5-10 minutes where you really have to go, followed by another 5-10 minutes where the feeling seems to go away. This feeling is the calm before the storm, and you should take advantage of it and find a bathroom ASAP. Because when the feeling of having to go comes back, it's gonna be 10x worse.
Bob: Man, I really gotta go.
Joe: Okay then, I'll pull into this gas station.
Bob: Never mind, it's going away. I think I can hold it in longer.
Joe: No you can't, that's the calm before the storm. I don't want you pissing yourself in my car.
Joe: Okay then, I'll pull into this gas station.
Bob: Never mind, it's going away. I think I can hold it in longer.
Joe: No you can't, that's the calm before the storm. I don't want you pissing yourself in my car.
calm before the storm by ffffffffff November 15, 2006
Into The Storm
When you fart just before you sit down, allowing you to bask in the glory of your odor at nose and mouth level.
Without thinking I farted as I turned on the TV just before I sat down. I ended up going right into the storm.
Into The Storm by Big Ed1275 July 27, 2010
Zephyr_the_storm
Zephyr_the_storm (who may also go by Zeph, Zephry, Zephyr, Zephy boy, Zepherin N. Word Bruckner the 3rd, Zephiroth, and Nega Zeph) is an Instagram celebrity, commonly known for his association with Sketchophrenia_ (Yaqim) and big_kraze (Kraze).
He is sometimes crass, yet well mannered, gullible, and at some point was once nicer but most likely gained a thick coat of skin due to prolonged exposure to Yaqim's behavioral patterns. Due to this, he is much more quick witted, and is probably on the verge of sociopathy.
He identifies as 50% black, and claims not be racist, though past conversations seem to tell the contrary. He is often bothered about his sexuality, debating whether he is gay, and sometimes falling into a love triangle with that of Matthew and Daniel.
He's also a zoophile and exhibitionist lol.
He is sometimes crass, yet well mannered, gullible, and at some point was once nicer but most likely gained a thick coat of skin due to prolonged exposure to Yaqim's behavioral patterns. Due to this, he is much more quick witted, and is probably on the verge of sociopathy.
He identifies as 50% black, and claims not be racist, though past conversations seem to tell the contrary. He is often bothered about his sexuality, debating whether he is gay, and sometimes falling into a love triangle with that of Matthew and Daniel.
He's also a zoophile and exhibitionist lol.
"I heard that Zephyr_the_storm guy likes to have sex with Praying Mantises."
"HEY, I HEARD THAT!"
"...Well, are we wrong?"
".......No☹️"
"HEY, I HEARD THAT!"
"...Well, are we wrong?"
".......No☹️"
Zephyr_the_storm by Sketchophrenia_ November 21, 2021
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm (also known as "HotS") is the name of a MOBA video game developed by Blizzard Entertainment. Heroes of the Storm takes place in "The Nexus" which is a place that allows characters from Blizzard Entertainment's other in-game universes to meet, such as Thrall from World of Warcraft and Deckard Cain from the Diablo franchise.
Heroes of the Storm by Twinkle SunnySun March 7, 2021