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henry the third 

Rhyming slang for turd
My bowls are going to explode-I need to drop a henry the third
henry the third by Hoges Hogan December 2, 2005

Henry The Magical Lion 

A Lion whose name is an acronym of HTML. He doesn't take shit from ANYONE.
"I'ma stab you in tha face"

Henry the vacuum cleaner 

Is a vaccum cleaner which cleans things up. And has a face on it. :)
"Did you know that Luke p, the one that lives in Bristol, uses Henry the vaccum cleaner to clean himself up after doing you know what, sometimes it does it for him ;)" said a normal person

"Wow that's horrible, only real crazy people would do that" replied another normal person.

Henry the vacuum cleaner. We love you.

Henry the 8th 

King Henry the 8th was a fat king of England who created Parliment and didn't go to Chatholic Church he was a christian and had six wifes through out his life. He was the Father to Queen Mary and Queen Elizabeth.

Rumor has it when he was so fat that when he dies he exploded in his coffin.
Didn't Henry the 8th explode when he died?

Thats what i was told.
Henry the 8th by Finnerty January 21, 2010

henry the 8th 

a man of wealth and taste. was married to more people than he could count. so he killed each one of them. killed more people than AIDS ever will. owner of a particularly cool beard, also created the song greensleeves and was a founding father of the UCHaI (union of checkers heroes and icons). would have been a big fan of kfc popcorn chicken
Henry - "oi, peasant, where's moi woif?"
Peasant - "i don't know sir..."
Henry - "HANG THIS FOOL!"
Aide - "sir he didn't commit a crime."
Henry "GET BENT!! YOU DIE TOO!!!"

Henry the cow 

The deceased cow owned by TommyInnit. Death: 4/2/2020
Person 1: Do you miss henry the cow

Person 2: No lol
Henry the cow by Ackhimer April 3, 2021