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The Green Goblin 

Recipe:

Step 1:
Ejaculate your steaming hot load into the female/male/animals anus.

Step 2:
Pour absinthe into the previously mentioned orifice.

Step 3:
Plug up the anus and grab the human/animal, shake well.
(optional, stir with dick).

Step 4:
Pour out drink when ready.

Step 5:
(optional)
Serve with chicken and rice.
SEB: "hey, who's your fav marvel villain?"

Beth: "The Green Goblin"

Seb: "Oh shit, I did that to you last night, remember? "

Beth: "What?!?!?"

Seb: "What.."
The Green Goblin by Pen savaloy November 1, 2018

THE Jizz Goblin 

A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region
Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.

Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.

Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
THE Jizz Goblin by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022

The Dark Goblin

A creature that visits you that places self doubt or bad thoughts in your head.
“Dawg I was visited by the dark goblin last night after that fight. I don’t wanna break up with her but I was definitely thinking about it

The Green Goblin 

when you are having sex with a girl that has a cold, have her sneeze in her hands then shove it up her vagina then bang her and pull out to find that your dicks green
My girlfriend was sick and gave me The Green Goblin
The Green Goblin by JFK Franklin December 27, 2009

The Green Goblin 

To have a green snatch or p**sy, and or have some sort of STD or are just Thots.
A.K.A. B.Prep B*tches
*Thot walks by*

" Damn she gotta fat a**.."
" Yea but she git the Green Goblin"
"Damn, f*** that nobody tryna get STD's out here."

The Goon Goblin 

Drew mike the goon of the century. Drew mike is the most goon person of all time. Potentially going down in history books as The goon goblin. Goon meaning A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.
Awh man I wanted to hangout with my friends but the goon goblin struck