whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

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dancing in an awkward fashion (typically to korean music) with flailing limbs and rhythm only a Gary could accomplish

When we are together, Gary will get the gary all over the place to NU ABO.

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slang for royally reamed in the butt, getting your butt blasted

Last night, I took it up the gary, and it was leaking so bad, I had to cut it off

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when u "do the gary" on someone, its means that u r trying to chat them up, usually when u r chatting someone up out of ur league

doing the gary by nick April 24, 2004

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The act of pleasuring your partner's anus using your tongue. See also 'rimming'.

Chris wasn't sure about plating the gary, but all his mates told him the girls go mad for it. He tried it, and they weren't lying.

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Trash hating and often violent Cougar mascot.
Featured on Family Guy

Like Gary the No-Trash Cougar says: "Give a larbage, throw out your garbage!"

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Spongebob's pet snail, who might be smarter than Spongebob. 🐌

Is your favorite character on Spongebob Gary the Snail?

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