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Taking a trip to the garage 

As teenagers, sneaking out of the house and going to the garage to smoke some pot.
Their parents didn't know it, but their teenager was taking a trip to the garage in the middle of the night to smoke a bowl.

open the garage 

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.
Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!
Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??
Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*
Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?
open the garage by G. Wells November 8, 2008

The Garage 

A popular music venue in Brighton and Hove. The main genre in the garage is, of course, garage (and some house)
Leo: Can't wait to go to The Garage tomorrow
Tom: Yeah it's gonna be wicked.
The Garage by TD05 June 29, 2021

Paint the garage

Holding in your cum for so long that when you eventually ejaculate, the load will contain enough jizz to cover the garage.
“I haven’t jerked off in weeks, but tonight I’m going to paint the garage.

The Parking Garage Story 

When a friend of yours tells such a bad story that it is forever titled in a mocking tribute.
The CSA told another awful story last night, just like the Parking Garage Story. He is such an awful storyteller, and he's short.

The Hatmaker garage sale 

When you steal from work, or others to make a profit at the flea market.
Has anybody seen my hammer this is the third one thats gone missing in a week.

Yes, I believe two of them are at The Hatmaker garage sale!