[torpedo] the [egg]

the use of a small shovel, half dozen roses, fertilizer, and an emblem off of a B.M.W. pick-uptruck. Items are used for a highly stylistic ritual. Other than that, not much is known.

William torpedo the egg last night. he used the wrong shovel and the eggwould not pop in the final stage. The shine off the emblem hit the roses that made the torpedo just right.

[torpedo] the [egg] by gespar January 18, 2011

Noah the egg 

noah is a retard egg that are cringe asf. you cant see this thing normal ``noah no dick`` this boy is not normal

girl1 ew noah the egg

Noah the egg by andrussy May 1, 2022

Which came first the chicken or the egg 

The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.

Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."

Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."

Which came first the chicken or the egg by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

count your chickens before the egg hatched 

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.

I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens

count your chickens before the egg hatched by Fursu May 2, 2016

Crack the egg 

A game to play on a trampoline how to play: one person becomes the egg and curls up in the middle of the trampoline the the person/people try to make that person let go of there knees/not curl up by jumping when they do the egg has been cracked and someone else becomes the egg

Person 1:i played crack the egg yesterday
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!

Crack the egg by I don't even know why March 3, 2020

What the Egg? 

A classy alternative to the phrase "What the Hell/Fuck".

Jane:"I can't believe he left me at the restaurant!"
Annette:"What the Egg? What an asshole."

What the Egg? by Overlord_Manta April 29, 2022

lay the egg

When there is a three some between 1 girl and 2 guys and 1 of the guys cums in the other man's ass. The man with the cummy ass then goes to the girl and shits the cum on her chest. Therefore laying an egg on the girls chest.

Hey man you finna help me lay the egg on Brenna?

lay the egg by Cummy Bum Hole March 16, 2017